Well, that disco thing can sure get funky
All them pretty songs seem too slow
I like to sit and pick with them good ol' boys
Maybe new wave's in, I just don't know
When the critics try to analyze a current trend
I just sit back and watch 'em come and go

'Cause I can play that rock'n'roll
Woah, now, I can play that rock'n'roll
Hey, now, I can play that rockin' rock'n'roll

If you, if you want to party at the next election
Only one way to go
Put on a rockin' rock'n'roll selection
Turn up and vote
And you can check out any time you want
Just call me, Joe
And I can play that rock'n'roll for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can play that rock'n'roll

Hey, now, now, now, now, I can play that rock'n'roll
Well, well, I can play that rock'n'roll
I can play that rock'n'roll

I tried to tell you long ago
Some people never learn
I hate to say I told you so
But I told you so

Stick your nose in someone's business
When it's none of your concern
Volunteer to be a witness
Some people never learn
That what you do in your own room
On your own time
Nobody's cause for alarm
If it don't do, if it don't do nobody no harm, no

You can form your own opinion
Have your own affair
Find a mess to get yourself in
No one should really care

And the people passin' judgment
Are easily amused
And people wanna throw the book
Well, they oughta take another look
At what they d o in their own room
On their own time
Nobody's cause for alarm
If it don't, if it don't do nobody no harm, no

You and I have discussions
Neither of us agree
Never, never, never will
As far as I can see
You and I have discussions
Just between you and me
Here we are now
Darlin', here we are now

And there isn't any way to doubt it
Here we are now
(Wouldn't be here now, wouldn't be here)
So we sit around and talk about it
All about you and me
And here we are now

Tryin' each other's patience
Maybe we can get along
Tryin' to predict the future
Darlin', it don't come 'til later on

Just between you and me
(Between you and me, between you and me)
Here we are now
Oh, my darlin', here we are now
And there isn't any way to doubt it
Here we are now
(Wouldn't be here now, wouldn't be here)
So we sit around and talk about it
All about you and me
And here we are now

(Here we are now)
Here we are
(Here we are now)
Just you and me and now
(Here we are now)
Here we are
You and me and...
(Here we are now)
Here we are now...

Well, I worry about my present situation
My bookie says my odds are next to none
But I'd worry if my chances were improvin'
I got ulcers from the worryin' I've done
And they worry too

Well, I'm worried I might find a four leaf clover
Lord knows I just can't sleep if nothin's wrong
I'm worried all my troubles might be over
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
C'mon, worry now

I worry about my tan, my skin's all white
I oughta go outside, but the sun's too damn bright
I worry about disease and I worry about the flu
And if you got it from me, or if I got it from you
If I were you, I'd worry about that too

Well, I worry about big business, and if they tell truth
I worry about the Commies, underminin' all our youth
I worry about Afghanistan, worry about the Poles
And if they drop the big one, we'll all live in holes

Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...
Ah, nevermind, nevermind
I was worried that was gonna happen
You don't worry about it, I'll worry about it
I'm gonna be up anyway, it's alright
Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah, wah. What am I gonna do?
Worry, worry, worry, worry
I wonder if...nah

Uh-huh
I like big tits
(I like big tits)
Uh-huh
You see 'em on the street, left and right
I like big tits (that's right)
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Here come some tits (uh-huh)
That's a big tit (four big tits) what it is
Uh-huh
(Tits) I like big tits
What it is! I like big tits

Tits

Well they come in twos, hard to choose
Your favorite tit
Uh-huh

I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch, a Big Tit Attack
I like tits for breakfast, egg benedict tits
(Uh huh, what it is, uh huh)
They're where it's at
Tits

They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up, or draggin' on the ground
I like those tits, uh huh
Tits
Says it all for me
Tits
I'm a tit man
I'm a tit man
I like big tits (uh huh)
(I like big tits)
And they like me too, that's right
They give me fits
(I like big tits)

I used to play that pinball
I used to go outside
I had to spend my money
Get on the bus and ride
I used to go out dancin'
Put on my high-heeled shoes
Get in my short black Chevy
Go on a downtown cruise
I get a little bit mixed up, maybe I'm obsolete
All us pinball pool-sharks, we just can't compete

Space age whiz kids, kids, kids
(Leaders in the field)
Pioneers in research
(Space Age Whiz Kids)

Arcade mothership monsters
Laser-beam blast-shield eyes
Full-blown space age madness
Make-believe satellite skies
Alien ships approaching
There's trouble in sector five
Left hand on the joystick
Right hand, hyperspace drive

Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids

Space Age Whiz Kids
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
They got nothin' to do
Put another quarter in
Pay those space age dues
Donkey Kong high score
Pac Man's on a roll
Klingons on the warpath
Whiz Kids on patrol

Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids!)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
(Quite a young thing)
Space age whiz Kids
(Spage Age Whiz Kids)
(I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I like, I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I like Space Age Whiz Kids)
Space Age Whiz Kids
(I need quarters, quarters! Give me quarters! I need quarters!)

Love letters straight from your heart
Keep us so near yet apart
I'm not alone in the night
When I can have all the love you write
I memorize every line
And I kiss the name that you sign, yes I do
And honey, then, I read again, right from the start
Love letters straight from your heart

Love letters straight from your heart
Keep us so near yet apart
I'm not alone in the night, no
When I can have all the love you write
I memorize every line
I kiss the name that you sign, oh, darlin'
And honey, then, I read again, right from the start
Love letters straight from your heart
Keep 'em comin'
Love letters straight from your heart

Well, I got a letter from a high school friend
Who I never really knew that well
He wrote me

And the mothball letter
On a blue and white sweater
From the class of '65
Got me planning
Landing
Standing in a room full of faces
I knew them all, but I could not place the names
With the faces
Now, conversation makes me nervous
I just smile and nod along
When it comes to tellin' stories, I could go on and on

Away downstairs to straighten my tie
Laid out on a table I chanced to pass by
Were some stories

On some notebook paper from some high school friends
And they all had tales to tell
And they all sent pictures of their families
And the stories read so well
I just stood there and pretended I had something in my eye
And the tears fell on the letters
I had to cry
"Sorry we missed you, maybe next time
Tell everyone I said hi"

Hi
From the class of '65
Hi, oh, hello
From the class of '65
Hi

I am standing in the middle of my shadow
In between the daylight hours and when the sun goes down
We are hiding in the shadows
We are silent, we have heard not to think out loud
You just don't think out loud

And the shadows grow
And the shadows gray
And we all cast shadows
And the shadows know

Who is standing in the shadows?
Who is lyin', lyin' in the shade?
Lyin' to their shadow

And the shadows grow
And the shadows gray
And we all cast shadows
And the shadows know

Who is standing in the shadows?
Who is lyin', lyin' in the shade?
Lyin' to their shadow

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