Hey!

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Two sides to every story
The one is right and the other is wrong
Guess it depends which side you're on, 'cause
One man's blessing is another man's curse
One man's drink is another man's thirst
One man's pleasure is another man's pain
One man's loss is another man's gain
One man's lie is another man's truth
That's two sides to every story

Well, good guys, bad guys all the same
Good guy wins, bad guy gets blamed
I don't care which side you're on,
Ya might be right, ya might be wrong, 'cause
One man's freedom is another man's prison
One man's honor is another man's shame
One man's guilty, one man isn't...
There's two sides to every story

One man's heaven is another man's hell
One man's buy is another man's sell
One man's day is another man's night
One man's peace is another one's fight
One man's loss is another one's glory
There's two sides to every story
There's two sides to every story
There's two sides, two sides to every story

I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys

We all lead ordinary average lives
With average kids, and average wives
We all go bowlin' at the bowlin' lanes
Drink a few beers, bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday, we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guy, ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy, ordinary average, average guy
Ordinary average guy, ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy, ordinary average, average, average guys...

Heyhey! I certainly do think it's about time I told you about the Gamma Goochee!

Eenie-meanie (eenie-meanie)
What a meanie (what a meanie)
That's a meanie (that's a meanie)
That IS a meanie (that IS a meanie)
Salimeanie (salimeanie!)
Hey,hey meanie (Hey-hey-meanie!)
Ooh-ah (ooh-ah)
Ooh-ah (ooh-ah)
Rikilikicukoo
Daddy had a mumu
Abbadayugoochee
Do the gamma goochee
Lots of sheep feel sorry
Phoneyboneyloney
Ramalamadingdong
North Ohio bing-bong
Watching Chuckee-Cheezy
Waki-saki-sushi
Do the Gamma Goochee

Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here to do the Gamma Goochee, are you with me so far?
Let's do it again!

Eenie-meanie (eenie-meanie)
What a meanie (what a meanie)
Now that's a meanie (that's a meanie)
Have you seen a meanie? (hey)
That IS a meanie (that IS a meanie)
Halloweenie (halloweenie)
Ooh-ah! (ooh-ah!)
Ooh-ah! (ooh-ah?)
Rikilikicukoo
Daddy had a mumu
Abbadayugoochee
Do the gamma goochee
Lots of sheep feel sorry
Phoneyboneyloney
Ramalamadingdong
North Ohio bing-bong
Watching Chuckee-Cheezy
Waki-saki-sushi
Do the Gamma Goochee

Gamma gamma goochee
Gamma gamma goochee...

You don't understand it
All of a sudden something's wrong
You take it for granted
All of a sudden time is gone
You put a little distance in between it
Hope it makes sense later on

You don't know what happened
Dreams never turn out like you planned
The next moment you wake up
Stranded in a one night stand
You put a little distance in between it
Until you've seen it, and hope that later on

I know it's hard to wait that long
But right now, baby
We both agree something's wrong
Something's wrong

All of a sudden you may be weak and try again
But baby, baby, baby, I don't know when
Until then
You put a little distance in between it
Until we've seen it
Maybe later on

I know it's hard; it seems so long
We both agree
Oh, baby
I know, I know
I know, I know, I know...

Alphabetical order

A!
A-A!
Triple A! (Triple A?)
Heh hey hey!
You can be one - you can B one, too
To B, or not to B, see?
ABCs are easy
ABCs are fun, hey!
Alphabetical order

Here we go
UFO on LSD
R2D2, C3PO, how 'bout ET?
ABC, BBC, CBS, NBC
MTV, VH1, HBO, CNN, SCTV
SAT, CD, BA, BS? And how 'bout PhD? Hey!

Alphabetical order
Hey hey hey!

Alphabetical order, from A to Z
Alphabetical order, it's easy

DWI, MADD, EAR, hey, ERA
PMS, IUD, VD, HIV? RU12? Uh oh!
DNA, S&M, TLC, ILBTs, X

Alphabetical order, from A to Z
Alphabetical order, it's easy

CIA, ADB, FBI, IRS
TRW, IOU, CPA, SOS
A-1-W-9-2-W
3D, 4H, E-I-E-I-O!
Tennessee!
PS
N-E-S-T-L-E-S
R-O-L-A-I-D-S
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
M-I-C-K-E-Y
Y?
Why?
'Cause we like to
USA, hey!

Alphabetical order

People, look at us now
In the midst of confusion, we've lost sight somehow
How, in the name of the planet
I just don't understand it
Look at us now

People, open your eyes
How can everyone see it and yet be so blind?
And still, still we go on pretending
Nothing is wrong, we don't have that long
Open your eyes

Children, this is your song
In case someday you need one
Long after I'm gone
Please take care of the planet
Like the way that God planned it
And pass it along

Please take care of our planet
That's the way that God planned it
And pass it along
To your children, children, children, children, children, children...

I'm actin' different but I'm actin' in the same old way
Actin' different, different, but I have not changed
What can you say about bright lights, dressing room roses
Opening night butterflies?

I'm actin' different but I'm actin' in the same old way
(I'm actin' different, different)
I'm actin' different but I'm actin' in the same old way
Like an understudy actor in a closed off-Broadway play
Nothin' to say about bright lights, stage fright
Curtain call roses, opening night
Butterflies and champagne
I'm actin' different but I have not changed

(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
I haven't changed
(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
I haven't changed

How can you explain about bright lights, dressing room roses
Opening night, butterflies and champagne?
I'm actin' different, but I have not changed

(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
I haven't changed
(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
(Never gonna change, never gonna change)
I'm actin' different, I haven't changed...

Well the sun came up and a new day dawned
Didn't make a bit of difference to me
With the curtains drawn in the candlelight
I was up all night, feelin' alright
Up all night, feelin' alright

'Cause the world goes 'round if it's dark or light
But the clocks wind down, and any time is right
When you're up all night, feelin' alright
Up all night, feelin' alright

And it's been confirmed if you stay up late
It starts getting early
But it takes as long as it does to write a song

And if that's all night
It's alright

Up all night, we'll be up all night
I didn't need to be up all night
With the curtains drawn
In the candlelight and the moonlight
Feelin' alright

I was up all night
I was up all night, feelin' alright
Up all night, up all night...

When somebody reaches for your heart
Open up and let it through
'Cause everybody needs someone around
When things are comin' down on you
And you discover when you look around
You don't have to be alone
There's one other; it's all you need to know
When you're feelin' all alone

You might need somebody, you might need somebody too
You might need somebody, you might need somebody too
(You might need somebody, you might need somebody)

If some fire is stirrin' in your heart
And you're sure it's warm and bright
Keep it burnin' through the cold and dark
'Cause it can warm a lonely night

You might need somebody, you might need somebody too
You might need somebody, you might need somebody too
(You might need somebody)
You might need somebody, you might need somebody too
(You might need somebody)

You might need somebody...

I grew up in a little town world
Wasn't a lot there to see
Where I was born when a little town girl
Married my dad and had me
We lived in a neighborhood
In a neighborhood

And my whole world was just three square blocks 'round
And the top of the world
Was up in my favorite tree
Someday I knew I would go back there to see
Where I grew up

I drove into my old neighborhood
A dusty field where the school one stood
A quiet street with no drag-racin' cars
A melody with no screamin' guitars
I couldn't find that old sycamore tree
Where my baby wrote that she loved me
They took it down, everything that was good
And nothing's left of my neighborhood

School days, school days
School days, school days

'Round the corner was the soda shack
And just a quarter bought an after-school snack
"We never close" said the neon light
We'd eat at Joe's every Saturday night
All our heroes on the radio
And all nights at the drive-in show
Somehow we lost a piece of paradise
Growin' up is not our own device

School days, school days
School days, school days

We were the leaders of the pack
Stuck together, never holdin' back