From Blondie (1976) by Blondie

X Offender (Harry/Valentine) - 3:14

I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine
I really wanted to go out with you so when you smiled, I laid my heart on the line

You read me my rights and then you said "Let's go" and nothing more
I thought of my nights and how they were - they were filled with …
I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

We sat in the night with my hands cuffed at my side
I looked at your life and your style, wanted nothing more
I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

Walking the line, you were a marksman
Told me that law, like wine, is ageless
Public defender
You had to admit you wanted the love of a sex offender

I know you wouldn't go
You'd watch my heart burst then you'd step in
I had to know so I asked
You just had to laugh

My vision in blue, I call you from inside my cell
And in the trial you were there with your badge and rubber boots
I think all the time how I'm going to perpetrate love with you
And when I get out there's no doubt I'll be sex offensive to you

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Little Girl Lies (Harry) - 2:07

She loves you right now so don't close your eyes
She'll be talking and laughing with six other guys
Flirtatious and cute, she'll take you the route telling
Little girl lies

He loves her so much he don't wanna lose her
And there's no other girl he like to ball better
But it's ah-ah tonight [He's busy], we'll make it tomorrow, he's telling his
Little girl lies

That's how the little girl lies
He's telling his little girl lies
Those little girl lies gonna catch up to you
And you'll be sorry

Making excuses why she can't meet you later
She's not really ill, someone else got to date her
Mixed up and confused, it'll catch up to you [Say sorry] telling
Little girl lies

That's how the little girl lies
He's telling his little girl lies
That's how your little girl lies
She's been telling you little girl lies
That's how his little girl lies
She been telling you little girl lies
Those little girl lies gonna catch up to you
And you'll be sorry
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo

In the Flesh (Harry/Stein) - 2:32

Darling, darling, darling, I can't wait to see you
Your picture ain't enough, I can't wait to touch you in the flesh
Darling, darling, darling, I can't wait to hear you
Remembering your love is nothing without you in the flesh

Went walking one day on the Lower East Side
Met you with a girlfriend, you were so divine
She said "Hands off, this one's sweet, this boy is mine."
I couldn't resist you, I'm not deaf, dumb and blind

Darling, darling, darling, now you're out of town
Those girls that you run with, they bring my head down
Ooh darling, darling, watch out if I see you
'Cause if you say hello it'll mean you wanna see me in the flesh

Ooh-ooh warm and soft, in the flesh
Ooh-ooh close and hot, in the flesh
Ooh-ooh

Look Good in Blue (Destri) - 2:55

You look good in blue
It matches your skin, your eyes dripping with pain
Someone like you
Getting off on the lies 'cause it dulls your surprise again
If it's all right with you
I could give you some head and shoulders to lie on

You look good in blue
I know what you mean when you say you've seen the end
Someone like you
Been at it again, you knew what was up in the end
If it's all right with you
I could give you some head and shoulders to lie on

Throw your weight on me baby
Don't complain on me baby
Escape in me
Next to me

I'm tired, always tired and I got no place to sleep [Got no place to sleep]
Don't mind dividing down the line [Down the line]
Can't say that I'm complaining 'cause I got no place to play, yeah [Got no place to play]
Don't mind dividing down the line

You look good in blue
It matches your skin, your eyes dripping with pain
If it's all right with you
I could give you some head and shoulders to lie on
Yes I could give you some head and shoulders to lie on

In the Sun (Stein) - 2:40

Mmm …
Surf's up!

In the sun, I'm waiting for the day
Having fun in warm far away
Moonlight nights, water seems so clear
Ooh city lights while I'm still waiting here

In the sun, it's for everyone
In the sun, we're gonna have some fun
In the sun, we're gonna shoot the tube
I'll do it for you my paka lola luau love

New York isle is covered by grey
Concrete piles, blues play my way
Tropic haze, pineapple sky
Perfect wave, hurricane eye

In the sun, it's for everyone
In the sun, we're gonna have some fun
In the sun, we're gonna shoot the tube
I'll do it for you my paka lola luau love

She make it better, oh she make it better
She make it better, oh she make it better
She make it better, oh she make it better
She make it better, oh she make it better
She make it better, oh she make it better

In the sun, it's for everyone
In the sun, we're gonna have some fun
In the sun, we're gonna shoot the tube
I'll do it for you my paka lola luau love

Where is my wave?
Where is my wave?
Where is my wave?
Where is my wave?

A Shark in Jet's Clothing (Destri) - 3:39

I always had my eyes on you but you came from across the line
I had to make good time to see you but you had to pay the fine
All the boys on my side knew that you were the shark
If you were found on the borderline you'd be shot in the dark

Don't wear those clothes again, they don't make it in this crowd
Don't go all DTK, you wear your best suit in the ground

We're meeting in a neutral zone - the last car on the train
The love you brought shaking up my bones and crawling through our veins
We always met at the edge of a blade and we left at the end of the fight
Of all the girls you played and you made why did this one have to be white?

They're gonna get you at 12 o'clock high, got their sights set low on you
You better believe me, I wouldn't lie, we better quit before you're through

They're gonna get you at 12 o'clock high, got their sights set low on you
You better believe me, I wouldn't lie, we better quit before you're through

Man Overboard (Stein) - 3:21

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Man overboard, sinking in a sea of love
Man overboard, he jumped, didn't need a shove
Oh I've been sailing the sea of love experiencing romance
With what I know [With what I know]
He never stood a chance

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

He gave it all for love, he gave it all for love
He gave it all for love, he gave it all for love

Said lower the boats, he's sinking in the sea of love
Lower the boats, he's sinking in the sea of love
Yeah I've been sailing the sea of love experiencing romance
With what I know [With what I know]
He never stood a chance, no

Man overboard, man overboard, man overboard
Man overboard, man overboard, man overboard
Throw him a line, man overboard

He gave it all for love [He gave it all for love] He gave it
He gave it all for love [Man overboard] He gave it
He gave it all for love [He gave it all for love] He gave it
He gave it all for love [Man overboard] He gave it
He gave it all for love [He gave it all for love] He gave it
He gave it all for love [Man overboard] He gave it

Rip Her to Shreds (Harry/Stein) - 3:22

Hey, psst psst, here she comes now.

Oh you know her
Would you look at that hair
Yeah you know her
Check out those shoes
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues

She looks like the Sunday comics
She thinks she's Brenda Starr
Her nose-job is real atomic
All she needs is an old knife scar

Ugh, she's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds

Oh you know her
Miss Groupie Supreme
Yeah you know her
Vera Vogue on parade
Red eye-shadow! Green mascara! Ugh! - She's too much

She looks like she don't know better
A case of partial extreme
Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater
Acting like a soap-opera queen

Ugh she's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds

She got the nerve to tell me she's not on it
But her expression is too serene
Yeah she looks like she washes with Comet
Always looking to create a scene

Ugh she's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on, rip her to shreds
She's so dull, rip her to shreds

Oh you know her
Miss Groupie Supreme
Yeah you know her
Vera Vogue on parade
Yeah you know her
With the fish-eating grin
She's so dull

Yeah she got the nerve to tell me
Huh, she's so … so …
Hey, there she goes now
She making out with King Kong
Should take a boat to Hong Kong
Well, bye-bye sugar
And not a minute too soon

Rifle Range - 3:41

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I was all alone with the scent of a bone
And my heart was stuck in this emptiness zone
I had not a care though I wanted to hear
The voice of a maiden who was playing down there

At the rifle range, I lost my heart
At the rifle range, I could not start
At the rifle range, she left me so hot
At the rifle range

Like a victim of truce I was strung on a noose
Cracking at the news of a prey let loose
I turned around to stare at the face she would wear
And I ran through the gallows, her heart was down there

At the rifle range, I lost my heart
At the rifle range, I could not start
At the rifle range, I heard a shot
At the rifle range

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

If I lose my head we'll be certainly dead
With visions of acid, how I wish they bled
The drummings of fear 'cause they're getting so near
And I think of a lion who was devoured down there, yeah, yeah, yeah

At the rifle range, I lost my heart
At the rifle range, I could not start
At the rifle range, she left me so hot
At the rifle range, I heard a shot
At the rifle range, bang, bang
At the rifle range, bang, bang
At the rifle range, bang, bang

Kung Fu Girls (Destri/Harry/Valentine) - 2:32

Got me some!

Down in Chinatown, the year of the cock
He sold the silver belt, put it in hock
Fistful of money, mouthful of gold
Soon to be free of all armful of holes
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl, ah-ah

He got the address symbolised in Cantonese
Then asked a native "Some assistance please."
She took him to a secret door
He was kissing the floor, don't know much more
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl

Heng Lu Cindy Sue, difo difong hacking hu
In a flash of recollection of oriental pride
She threw him to the side

Got the address, gave the door a knock
What happened next caused quite a shock
Ah she was standing looking out the door
He was kicked to the floor, don’t know much more
She was a kung fu girl, kung fu girl, ah-ah

Kung fu Cindy Sue, oh I wanna get close to you
You're my kung fu girl, you're my kung fu girl
You're my oriental pearl so
Kung fu Cindy Sue, oh I wanna get close to you
You're my kung fu girl, you're my kung fu girl
Get down!

The Attack of the Giant Ants (Stein) - 3:24

Giant ants from space snuff the human race
Then they eat your face, never leave a trace
La-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la

They shoot fire all around, Tokyo burns down
Everybody drowns, the moon falls on the ground
La-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la

They can't be stopped at all, the buildings start to fall
Soldiers shoot all day and then they run away
La-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la

The world is holocaust, everything is lost
Mankind is destroyed - sprinkled in the void
La-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la

Giant ants from space waste the human race
Then they eat your face, never leave a trace
La-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la, la-la la-la-la