From
Guitar (1988) by
Frank Zappa
Sexual Harassment in the Workplace - 3:42
[Fox Theater, San Diego, California
December 12, 1981
FZ HENDRIX STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Which One Is It? - 3:04
[Guitar solo from Black Page
Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany
June 26, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Republicans - 5:07
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
November 10, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Do Not Pass Go - 3:36
[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch
Hammersmith Odeon, London
June 18-19, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Chalk Pie - 4:51
[includes a quote from Heavy Duty Judy]
[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures
Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah
December 7, 1981
FZ HENDRIX STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky - 2:50
[Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman)
Hammersmith Odeon, London
September 26, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
That's Not Really Reggae - 3:17
[includes quotes from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Doug Ingle), Rite Of Spring (Stravinsky) and Taps (Butterfield)]
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia
November 25, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
When No One Was No One - 4:48
[Guitar solo from Zoot Allures
Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany
May 21, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Frankie! Frankie!
"Who Are The Brain Police?"!
Once Again, Without the Net - 3:43
[includes a quote from Andy]
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland, Oregon
December 20, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Outside Now (Original Solo) - 5:28
[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites
Rudi-Sedlmeyer Sporthalle, Munich, Germany
March 31, 1979 (late show)
FZ CUSTOM SG
Denny Walley slide guitar
Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Peter Wolf keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Arthur Barrow bass
Vinnie Colaiuta drums]
Jim & Tammy's Upper Room - 3:11
[Guitar solo from Advance Romance
La Patinoire, Bordeaux, France
June 1, 1982
FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards/vocals
Bobby Martin keyboards/sax/vocals
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Were We Ever Really Safe in San Antonio? - 2:49
[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch
Majestic Performing Arts Center, San Antonio, Texas
December 10, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again - 5:02
[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites
Hallenstadion, Zurich, Switzerland
June 24, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Hotel Atlanta Incidentals - 2:44
[includes a quote from King Kong]
[Guitar solo from Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia
November 25, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
That's Not Really a Shuffle - 4:23
[Guitar solo from Marque-Son's Chicken
Palais des Sports, Dijon, France
June 3, 1982
FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Move It or Park It - 5:43
[Guitar solo from Black Page
Alte Oper, Frankfurt
June 11-12, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Sunrise Redeemer - 3:58
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida
November 30, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Variations on Sinister No. 3 - 5:15
[Guitar solo from Easy Meat
Oscar Mayer Theatre, Madison, Wisconsin
August 11, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Orrin Hatch on Skis - 2:12
[Guitar solo from Ride My Face To Chicago
Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida
November 30, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
But Who Was Fulcanelli? - 2:48
[Guitar solo from Drowning Witch
Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany
May 21, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
For Duane - 3:24
[Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman)
Civic Center, Atlanta, Georgia
November 25, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
GOA - 4:51
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Bismarck Theater, Chicago, Illinois
November 23, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Winos Do Not March - 3:14
[Guitar solo from Sharleena
Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunrise, Florida
November 30, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Swans? What Swans? - 4:23
[Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown
Fox Theater, San Diego, California
December 12, 1981
FZ HENDRIX STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Too Ugly for Show Business - 4:20
[Guitar solo from King Kong
Berkeley Community Theater
December 10, 1981
FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Systems of Edges - 5:32
[Guitar solo from Inca Roads
Rhein-Main-Halle, Wiesbaden, Germany
March 27, 1979
FZ CUSTOM SG
Denny Walley slide guitar
Warren Cuccurullo rhythm guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Peter Wolf keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Arthur Barrow bass
Vinnie Colaiuta drums]
Do Not Try This at Home - 3:46
[Guitar solo from Black Page
Parco Redecesio, Milan
July 7, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Things That Look Like Meat - 6:57
[Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites
Terrace Ballroom, Salt Lake City, Utah
December 7, 1981
FZ LES PAUL CUSTOM
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Watermelon in Easter Hay - 4:02
Act III
SCENE SEVENTEEN
WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself into
An imaginary frenzy during the fade-out of his imaginary song...
He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near. He has realized
At last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the mind
Of The Imaginer ...and ... ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway... Who gives a fuck
Anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last
Maginary guitar solo...
Canadian Customs - 3:34
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Queen Elizabeth Theatre, Vancouver
December 18, 1984
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ike Willis rhythm guitar
Ray White rhythm guitar
Bobby Martin keyboards
Alan Zavod keyboards
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
Is That All There Is? - 4:09
[Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland
Philipshalle, Dusseldorf, Germany
May 22, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]
It Ain't Necessarily the Saint James Infirmary (Gershwin, Gershwin, Heyward, Primrose) – 5:15
[includes It Ain't Necessarily So (Gershwin/Gershwin) and St James Infirmary (Joe Primrose)]
[Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown
Stadio Communale, Pistoia, Italy
July 8, 1982
FZ CUSTOM STRAT
Ray White rhythm guitar
Steve Vai stunt guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards
Ed Mann percussion
Scott Thunes bass
Chad Wackerman drums]