From Cruising With Ruben and the Jets (1968) by Frank Zappa

Cheap Thrills - 2:30

Cheap thrills in the back of my car
Cheap thrills, how fine they are
Cheap thrills up and down my spine
I need it
I need it
'Cause it feels so fine
Cheap thrills all over the seat
Cheap thrills, your kind of lovin' can't be bei
Cheap thrills up and down my spine
I need it
I need it
'Cause it feels so fine
Cheap thrills, I can't wait another day
Cheap thrills, you gotta try to sneak away
Cheap thrills up and down my spine
I need it
I need it
'Cause it feels so fine
Cheap thrills set fire to my soul
Cheap thrills, like a story untold
About cheap thrills up and down my spine
I need it
I need it
'Cause it feels so fine

Love of My Life - 3:17

Love of my life, I love you so
Love of my life, don't ever go
I love you only
Love, love of my life
Stars in the sky, they never lie
Tell me you need me, don't say goodbye
I love you only
Love, love of my life
Stars in the sky, they never lie
Tell me you need me, don't say goodbye
I love you darling, I love you only
Don't ever leave me
Don't make me, don't make me
Don't make me lonely
Love of my life, I love you so
Love of my life, don't ever go
I love you only
Love, love of my life

How Could I Be Such a Fool - 3:33

When I won your love
I was very glad
Every happiness in the world
Belonged to me
Then your love was lost
And you went away
Now I shed my tears
In lonely misery

I know now that you never
Ever really loved me
It hurts me now to think you never
Ever really cared
I sit and ask myself a thousand times
To try and find
What really happened to the love
That we shared

How could I be such a fool
How could I believe
All those lies you told me
How could I be taken in
By your sweet face
You spoiled our love
You ruined my life
I'm so tore down
I'm a terrible disgrace
But there will come a time
When you'll regret the way

You treated me
As if I was a fool
And didn't know
The many times you lied
About your love for me
Someone else is gonna know
That your love was just a show...

How could I be such a fool?

Deseri - 2:04

When I'm dancing with Deseri
All the boys are jealous of me
I'm as happy as I can be
Oh, Deseri

I'm as happy as I can be
Whenever I'm with Deseri
She saves her loving just for me
Oh, Deseri

I will never be untrue
I will never ever make her blue
She'll never sigh, cry, sit and pine
We will share a love divine
Deseri is mine

I'm as happy as I can be
Whenever I'm with Deseri
She saves her loving just for me
Oh, Deseri

Deseri, the first day we met
I'll never forget
I saw you walking down the street
And my heart skipped a beat
I told you of my love for you
But there was nothing, nothing you would do
I said, please hear my plea
Come dance with me
Oh, Deseri, you came
We went to the dance that night
I held you so tight
And I know that our love will last thru the years
Forever, holding each other, for cram and for dorssn.

I'm Not Satisfied - 3:59

Got no place to go
No love left for me to give
Why should I pretend to like
To roam from door to door
Maybe I'll just kill myself
I just don't care no more
Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything I tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me

Who would care
If I was gone
Who needs me
To care for them
Why should I just sit and watch
While the others smile
I just wish that someone cared
If I was happy for a while
Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything I tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me

Jelly Roll Gum Drop - 2:17

Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Got my eyes on you
Baby don't you know now
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Got my eyes on you
The way you do the bop
Like a spinning top
The Pachuco Hop
And the L..A. Slop
You make a street car stop
At the soda shop
And my eyeballs pop
When I see my Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Got my eyes on you
Mama don't you know now
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Got my eyes on you
The way you boogie all night
You're my heart's delight
You know I wish I might
Get a tiny bite of your
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
I wanna, I wanna
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
I wanna, I wanna
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
I wanna, I wanna

Anything - 3:00

For you, I could do anything
For your love, my heart cries
Take my heart, my love, my everything
For so long I have needed your love

Oh, when, when you first came to me
I I I I I doubted your love
But now you mean everything to me
And each day I love you more

For you, I could do anything
For your love, my heart cries
Take my heart, my love, my everything
For so long I have needed your love

Take my heart
Take my heart
Take my heart

Later That Night - 3:04

You surely must be trying
To break this heart of mine
I thought you knew I loved you
And we'd share a love so fine
But later that night
You threw a padlock on my door
My clothes out on the street
'Cause you don't want my love no more
And I cried, I cried I cried my heart out
Cried my heart out
Later that night
Don't go, baby, don't put me
Out on the street.
You threw my best sharkskin suit
Out on the lawn,
Right on top of some dog waste,
And my best white shirts with the
Mr. B. collar layin' all over
The front lawn. Where's my cuff links?
Lemme back in dere!

"Huffa puff a, Huff a puff a
There's no room to breathe in here"

"That's alright, honey.
You can come
Outta the closet now"

You Didn't Try to Call Me - 3:53

You didn't try to call me
Why didn' ya try, didn' ya try
Didn' ya know I was lonely?
No matter who I take home
I keep on callin' your name, and you
I need ya so bad
You're the one babe

Tell me, tell me
Who's lovin' ya now
'cause it worries my mind
And I can't sleep at all_
I stayed home on Friday
Just to wait for your call
And you didn't try to call me
Why didn' ya try, didn' ya try
Didn' ya know I was lonely?
No matter who I take home
I keep on callin' your name at you
I need ya so bad
You're the one babe

Tell me, tell me
Who's lovin' ya now 'cause it worries my mind
And I can't sleep at all
I stayed home all Friday
Just to wait for your call

I can't say what's right or what's wrong
But I love you
All ya gotta do is call me, babe
'cause I want you
You make me feel so excited, girl
I got so hung up on you
From the moment that we met,
That no matter how I try
I can't sweep the tears
From running down my face
I'm all alone in my place

Fountain of Love - 2:57

It was September, the leaves were gold
That's when our hearts knew that story untold
We were young lovers strolling near
The fountain of love, fountain of love
Fountain of love, fountain of love
Do you remember, I held you so near
Our love's glowing ember so precious and dear
We were young lovers strolling near
The fountain of love, fountain of love
Fountain of love, fountain of love
We made a wish and threw in a coin
And since that day our hearts have been joined
So all you young lovers, wherever you are
The. fountain of love is not very far
We'll go on dreaming of that golden day
And remember the fountain is not far away

No. No. No. - 2:14

Boppa dooayyydoo
Boppa dooayyydoo
Boppa dooayyydoo
Boppa dooayyydoo
No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh
Makes me cry to see you go-o-o-oo-oh
No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh
Makes me cry to see you go-o-o-oo-oh
Left me here to cry alone
With a bottle of juice & a pork chop bone
No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh
Makes me cry to see you go-o-o-oo-oh
Gave my money all to you-oo
Took my watch and pawned it too-oo
Two gold teeth and one glass eye
Didn't have the nerve to say goodbye

Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo
You treat me funky, baby
And some day you'll have to pay
I ain't such a fool that I would let you go
And treat me this way
No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh
I ain't going to let you go-o-o-oo-oh
No no no no no no no-o-o-oo-oh
I ain't going to let you go-o-o-oo-oh

Anyway the Wind Blows - 2:56

Any way the wind blows
Is-a fine with me
Any way the wind blows
It don't matter to me

'Cause I'm through with-a fussin'
And-a fightin' with-a you
I went out and found a woman
Who is gonna be true
She makes me oh so happy
Now I'm never ever blue

She's my heart and soul
And she loves me tenderly
Now my story can be told
Just how good she is to me

'Cause she treats me like she loves me
And she never makes me cry
I'm gonna stick with her
Till the day I die
She's not like you, Baby
She would never ever lie

Now that I am free
From the troubles of the past
Took me too long to see
That our romance couldn't last

Now I'm gonna go away
When you are standing at the door
I'll tell you, pretty baby,
I won't be back no more

Stuff up the Cracks - 4:37

If you decide to leave me
It's all over
If you decide to leave me
It's all over
I tried to make you happy
I gave you all my love
There's nothing left for me to do but cry
Ooh o-ooh Ooh o-ooh

Stuff up the cracks
Turn on the gas
I'm gonna take my life

Sss - stuff it!