TRUMPET SOLO

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TRUMPET SOLO

ALTO SOLO

MONOLOGUE:
Years ago in Tshermany when I wos a very small boy, zey was a la of peoples stending around on ze corners asking questshens: "Vy are you stending on ze corner eckting ze way you do, looking y way you look! Vy do you look zat way!", they ask me end I vanted to say: I don't know, I'm just stending here waiting in ze evening, and it's nice outside. . . (Rest obscured by pseudo-operatic voices)

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Direct
Directly from my heart to you
Direct
Directly from my heart to you
Oh, you know that I love you
That's why I feel so blue

Oh, I pray
Our love would last away
I pray
That our love would last away
Yeah, we'd be so happy together
But you're so far away

Well, I need
(Oh, baby, need you baby)
I need you by my side
Well, I need
Yes, I need you by my side
Oh, I'd loved you little darlin'
Your love I could never hide

[includes a fragment from the 6th Symphony "Pathetique" (Tchaikovsky)]

FZ: Blow your harmonica, son...

[includes a quote from You Oughta Be In Pictures (Heyman/Suesse)]


FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 7/8, drummer B playing in 3/4, the bass playing in 3/4, the organ playing in 5/8, the tambourine playing in 3/4, and the alto sax blowing his nose

HANDS UP!
POO-LAAAH!

FZ: Thank you

...hot and everybody workin' on her
So I figured I'd
Rip off her
Drawers and
Get a little

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You know
Your Mama and your Daddy
Sayin' I'm no good for you
They call me dirty
From the alley
Till I don't know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past thegarbage and
Your Mama jumps out screamin'
"Don't come back no more!"

Later I tried tocall you
Your Mama told me you weren't there
She told me don't bother
To call again
Unless I cut off all my hair

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your Mother jumps out screamin'
"Don't come back no more!"
I can't take it!

My guitar wants to kill your Mama
My guitar wants to kill your Mama
My guitar wants to burn your Dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Oh no
I don't believe it
You say that you think you know
The meaning of love
You say love is all we need
You say
With your love you can change
All of the fools
All of the hate
I think you're probably
Out to lunch

Oh no
I don't believe it
You say that you think you know
The meaning of love
Do you really think it can be told?
You say that you really know
I say
You should check it again
How can you say
What you believe
Will be the key to a
World of love?

All your love -
Will it save me?
All your love -
Will it save the world
From what we can't understand?
Oh no
I don't believe it
And in your dreams
You can see yourself
As a prophet
Saving the world
The words from your lips...
I just can't believe you are
Such a fool

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

FZ: Good night boys and girls... Thank you for coming to our concert

Zappa!