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Don't it ever get lonesome
(Yeeaah . . . yea-yea-yea . . . do get lonesome!…)
Don't it ever get sad
When you go out on the road
(Yeeaah . . . Aah there was one time in Minneapolis
I thought I had the clap . . .)
Don't it ever get lonesome
Don't it ever get sad
When you go out on a 30-day tour
You got nothin' but groupies and promoters to love you
And a pile of laundry by the hotel door

Don't it ever get lonesome
Don't it ever give a young man the blues
Don't it ever get lonesome
Don't it ever make a young man wanna go back home
When the P. A. system eats it
And the band plays some of the most terriblest shit
You ever known

Don't you ever miss your
House in the country and your
Hot little mama, too
Don't you better get a
Shot from the doctor, what the
Road ladies do to you

I know someday I will never
I'll never go out on the road again
I know someday I will never

I ain't gonna roam the country side no more
I'm gonna hang up on those old Holiday 1nns, and
Heal my knees up from when I was doing it
On the floor
(See me doin' it. .. see me doin' it on the floor!…)

Don't you ever miss your
House in the country and your
Hot little mama, too
Don't you better get a
Shot from the doctor, what the
Road ladies do to you

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Everybody sing!

Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Girl
Girl
Girl

I love you so hard now
I'm cryin' for you
Don't make me lose my pride
I want to come inside
And get a hold of you
Grab a hold of you

Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Now
Now
Now

I want to feel it
Gimme your love now
Don't make me steal it
Don't make me steal it
Tell me you love me

Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me

Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me
Tell me you love me
Girl
Girl
Girl

I love you so hard now
I'm cryin' for you
Burnin' with fire
You're my heart's desire
'cause I gotta make love to you
'cause I gotta make love with you
'cause I gotta make love with you

Remember Freddie and Joe
The night you went to the show
A monster movie . . .
Clutchin' at your hand
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin' at your arm
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin' at your elbow
Wait ten seconds
Where did your brassiere go

Then the monster came out
'N everybody shout
People all around you
Screamin' at the monster
The monster from the USO

Who's that dude
With his hair straight back
New white socks
And his pants all black
His T-shirt's rolled
His watch is gold
A '55 Chewy that his
Brother just sold
With his arm around your waist
And his hand is in your pants
And he asked you for a date
To the servicemen's dance

Suppose you don't wanna
What can you do
With a joker like that
Got his hands on you
Oh Baby
t-t-t-tell me, baby:
Would you go all the way
For the U-S-O?
Would you go all the way
For the USA
Would you go all the way
For the U-S-O?
Lift up your dress
If the answer is no.

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Hi and howdy doody
I'm the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?
You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been trying all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you
Rock and roll stars
Rock and roll stars

You must know we care so much
About the way they treat ya
They send a guy like me to every gig
Just to get a chance to meet ya
To check and see
No wrong's been done
That's one good reason I carry a gun

I hope the bulge don't bum you out
Wanna get a good look? let me pull it right out
Let me pull it right out
Let me pull it right out
Let me whip it right out

Hi and howdy doody
I'm the union man
You can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?
You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been trying all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you
Rock and roll stars
Rock and roll stars

Welcome to Chicago
Welcome to L.A.
Welcome to our local here
You'll always hear me say
The work dues here is a couple a bucks
I'm sure you're glad to pay
Whip it out, here's your receipt
Now I'll go away
Now I'll go away
A-way-ay-ay-ayyy...

I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
Crying for Sharleena
Don't you know
I've called up all my baby's friends
And asked them
Where she done went
But nobody 'round here seems to know
Where my Sharleena's been
Where my Sharleena's been

Ten long years I been lovin' her
Ten long years
And I thought deep down in my heart
She was mine

Ten long years I been lovin' her
Ten long years
I would call her my baby, and now
I'm always cryin'

I would be so delighted
I would be so delighted
If they would just
Send her on home to me