Welcome to the Club (Walsh) - 5:14

Standin' on the runway, wavin' at the plane
There goes everything you own
You called home collect and they didn't know your name
Starin' at the telephone

Well, they thought he was a doctor, but now he says he's not
But he doesn't seem to know for sure
And accordin' to the symptoms, it isn't all you got
Seems they haven't found the cure

It's gettin' hard to please 'em
Startin' to feel the rub
You know it isn't easy
Well, welcome to the club

Well, you thought they'd take it light, but they're actin' kind of rash
Caught you in a loadin' zone
So they smile real polite and relieve you of your cash
Suddenly you're all alone

Played the double agent
Both your covers blown
You got the place surrounded
There ain't nobody home

It's gettin' hard to please 'em
Startin' to feel the rub
You know it isn't easy
Well, welcome to the club
C'mon and join us in the club