From Got Any Gum? (1987) by Joe Walsh

Half of the Time (Walsh) - 5:11

They say it's gonna get cloudy and storm
And then the weather is fine
And they say it's gonna be partly sunny and warm
And partly cloudy half of the time

And there's all these rules
Based on all these predictions
Make it so hard to define
Where do you draw the line?

Seems like fifty percent's about the best you can do
Based on latest projections
Oh, 'cause there's all these laws, all these rules
But then again there's always exceptions
To the rules

Amidst all this confusion
Where do you draw the line?
Half of the time you are right
You are wrong half of the time
You are off; you are on
Half of the time you are here right now
Half of the time you are gone
Half of the time

(Thank you, thank you very much)

'Cause it never ends
It all depends on where you draw the line
When half of the time you are right
You are wrong half of the time
You are weak; you are strong
Half of the time you're alone
Half of the time you belong
Half of the time you are here right now
Half of the time you are gone
Half of the time