When I See an Elephant Fly (Oliver Wallace, Ned Livingston / Bruce Forsyth, 1960) - 2:52

Ha-ha-ha-ha
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I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked it's eye
But I think I will have seen ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka-dot railroad tie
But I think I will have seen ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

I saw a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable, I'll take your word

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And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I think I will have seen ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

Ha-ha-ha-ha
...

But I think I will have seen ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly
...

I even heard a chocolate drop
I went into a store, saw a bicycle shop
You can't deny the things you see
But I know there's certain things that just can't be.

The other day by chance, saw an old barn dance
And I just laughed 'til I thought I'd die
But I think I will have seen ev'rything
When I see an elephant fly