I'm Not (Ron Mael, Russell Mael) - 3:26

I'm not
I'm not

First I wake up and not shave
Not a very pretty day
Look at the time
It's time to not go out to work today
I'm not at my best today
I'm not getting dressed today
Look at the time
It's time to not eat lunch with you today

I'm not fooling when I say
I'm not myself any day
I'm not
In or out or up or down
I'm not
Shutting up or yelling out
I'm not, I'm not
I'm not

I'm not buying nothing new
And I'm not trying nothing new
No one makes me feel
As though it matters what I do
I'm not watching my TV
And I'm not reading magazines
And I'm not missing much
And that ain't hard for me to see

You're not my type but you can stay
That's long enough, now go away
I'm not
In or out or up or down
I'm not
Shutting up or yelling out
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not

I'm not
I'm not

First I wake up and not shave
Not a very pretty day
Look at the time
It's time to not go out to work today

(I'm not) I'm not
(I'm not) I'm not
(I'm not) I'm not
(I'm not) I'm not