Plastic People (Zappa) - 3:42

Ladies and Gentlemen … The President of the United States
Fella Americans ... Doot, Doot, Doot... He's been sick!
Doot! Doot!
A his wife is gonna bring him some chicken soup

Plastic people
Oh Baby now You're such a drag

1: I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy every once in a while
2: And there's this guy from the CIA and he's creepin' around Laurel Canyon

A fine little girl
She waits for me
She's as plastic as she can be
She paints her face
With plastic goo
And wrecks her hair
With some shampoo
Plastic people
Oh Baby now You're such a drag

I dunno . . . sometimes I just get tired of ya, honey
It's ... ah ... your hair spray ... or something
Plastic people
Oh Baby now You're such a drag

I hear the sound of marching feet ... down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights
And there ... at Pandora's Box ... we are confronted with
A vast quantity of ... Plastic People

Take a day And walk around
Watch the nazis Run your town
Then go home And check yourself
You think we're singing 'bout someone else

But you're plastic people
Oh Baby now You're such a drag

Me see a neon
Moon above
I searched for years I found no love
I'm sure that love Will never be
A product of Plasticity
A product of Plasticity


PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE
PLA-HA-HA-HA-HA-PLASTIC
You are - - - your foot - - - your hair your nose - - - your arms
You suck - - - you love - - - you are --- your being is - - - you're plastic
Blah - - - blah - - - blah - - - Plastic Pepples

A prune is not a vegetable
cabbage is a vegetable
Makes it O. K. - - - Plastic People - - - Plastic People
You dream of ... you think only of... you eat ... you are
Ooo-hoo-hoo ... etc.
Purple prancing - - - Plastic People
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep!