Willie the Pimp (Zappa) - 9:16

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair of khaki pants with my shoe shined black
Got a little lady... walk that street
Tellin' all the boys that she can't be beat
Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late
Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check
Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:
HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT ZITZ
HOTS WRISTS HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS