Would You Go All the Way? (Zappa) - 2:29

Remember Freddie and Joe
The night you went to the show
A monster movie . . .
Clutchin' at your hand
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin' at your arm
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin' at your elbow
Wait ten seconds
Where did your brassiere go

Then the monster came out
'N everybody shout
People all around you
Screamin' at the monster
The monster from the USO

Who's that dude
With his hair straight back
New white socks
And his pants all black
His T-shirt's rolled
His watch is gold
A '55 Chewy that his
Brother just sold
With his arm around your waist
And his hand is in your pants
And he asked you for a date
To the servicemen's dance

Suppose you don't wanna
What can you do
With a joker like that
Got his hands on you
Oh Baby
t-t-t-tell me, baby:
Would you go all the way
For the U-S-O?
Would you go all the way
For the USA
Would you go all the way
For the U-S-O?
Lift up your dress
If the answer is no.