St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

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At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
An' said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me. hurt me. hurt me. oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen...
Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo!

 

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