Eddie, Are You Kidding?

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Eddie, are you kidding?
I've seen you on my TV
Eddie, are you kidding?
The people always ask me
I saw your double knits
I thought they were the pits
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home - -
What!?
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you teasing
About your rancid garments?
Eddie, are you teasing
About your sixty tailors?
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty Dollar suit - -
Oh
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
I need the knits
The double knits
I need the knits
They are the pits
I need the knits
The double knits
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty Dollar suit - -
Whew!
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding me?

Eddie, my friends ask me,
Eddie, Eddie are you kidding?
I wanna tell you something,
my friends:
I am not kidding.
Here at Zachary All
We have sixty tailors
In the back room.
We have the west's largest
Selection of portly's, regulars
Longs, extra longs, and cadets.
And my friends say to me: Eddie,
Eddie what do you think of the
New Double Knits?
And I tell them: I'll tell you
Something frankly, my friends - -
When the new double knits first
Came out, I was not impressed.
But as you can see
These pants I'm wearing
Are double knit.
They stretch
In all the right places.
They're the most comfortable.
Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate.
I have this lovely little
Seersucker . . . wait a minute . . .

WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA?
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.?
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT?
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

No, my friends, I am not kidding.
Right here on the miracle mile
We have the west's largest
Selection of portly, regular,
Cadet, tall, and long.
And not only that - -
My brother Jake, and
Little Emily
And sixty tailors...

 

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